Its not who i am underneath, but its what I do that defines me.

Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins.

Take note that Ps John made a mistake by saying Bruce Wayne said this but this statement was made earlier by Rachel Dawes, Deputy District Attorney of Gotham City a.k.a Bruce Wayne's love interest when they bumped each other in a hotel after Bruce's short "swim". He just made a little bit changes here and there to give hint to Rachel so that she knows he's Batman.

HAha.

Why So Serious?

one fine morning in church today.

Question: When Ellen & Portia finally get married, what would they do? Who's the guy and who's the girl? Are they gonna adopt a child or are they gonna ask someone to father their kids?

- somehow, there's lots of questions popping up in this topic -

My opinion: They probably make out lesbian-style, (I'm sorry but i don't know how to describe it to you, maybe you should just go Youtube and try searching for "lesbian love" and see whether any video pops out) Ellen's probably gonna be the guy coz Portia is so much the girly one, but both of them might take up the guy/girl role since they're actress and stuff AND yeah! they'll probably have kids to show that lesbians can have a perfect family. I wonder if Ellen or Portia would ask Justin or Orlando or some Hollywood hunk to donate their sperm for them like ,"Justin, would you mine giving me your 'tadpoles' for my egg? I want to have a baby, and with your looks and my brains, its gonna be gorgeous." Now wouldn't that be wonderful.

out of the blues question: why doesn't anyone likes me or love me?

answer from my beloved & funny yet sarcastic sister: "well, maybe you're not Malaysian's cup of tea, but ang-moh's cup of tea"

thanks weisze, for making my life not any miserable.

QUESTION: Why are you so pathetic until you have to watch movies alone?

ANSWER: Its not that I'm pathetic, that i don't have friends and all. its just that sometimes, friends are unavailable due to various reasons. Such as :
no.1 : the most common of all reasons they give me is, they don't have the time AND their mommy & daddy don't let. Some are acceptable, others are just reasons.
no.2 : abandonment by friends so that they can watch with girls, especially guys. I don't know what to say about this group of people. Entertain girls nie. Pissing me off.
no.3 : some people just don't want to go out with me no matter how many times I asked. They rather go out with other group and just shoved me into another corner.
no.4 & no. 5: there's no 4 & 5 cause I'm a sad case.

So, does that make me a pathetic person? Its not like I don't want to call people out for movies, just that, most people are such as above until I can't stand with their stupid reasons anymore and therefore I rather go watch alone by myself. Wee~~ sad little me.

i should have realised this when i 1st watched Narnia a few years back. Even though its a book, especially a children/teenager's story book, i find that it's filled with violence and some bad moral in its story. I mean, yes, C.S Lewis is a Christian writer, yes, all his Narnia books is somehow incorporated with biblical themes, yes, its a story about good vs evil, light against darkness but to tell a story about children, kids, having to take someone else's life, come on LaH! i think that's a bit twisted and contradicting to all we believe in.

It is not easy for someone to take another person's life. Even grown ups, cops who fight crimes everday, soldiers, FBI, CIA, all of them have a moral dilemma when they defiled other's body with a bullet or even slicing & dicing people into chucks of meat. If it is hard enough for them then how would it feel for a kid to take one's life? To watch Narnia and to see pre-high schoolers mince their enemies without remorse and having 2nd thoughts, is SICK. And come to think of it, the movie is rated U while other less tormented movies are rated 18-SG. Bodoh betul.

i watched Transformers 5 times and each time in a different cinema with a different groups of people. i still can't forget the awesome-ness of the transforming part.
i watched Lord Of The Rings : Fellowship Of The Ring, The Two Towers and The Return Of The King as many times that i even loss count the number of times I've watched it & practically i can remember the lines that are bound to come out in every scene of the story.
i watched Star Wars 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 at the minimum of 10 times already and i am still mesmerised with the light saber fights and the blowing up of model planes in space.
i watched Jurassic Park & The Lost World altogether about 8 times and the Tyrannosaurus Rex is still the most ferocious creature to roam the earth but the Velociraptors are the most cunning, smartest, and intelligent dinosaurs til date.
how could i forget about Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest & At World's End. Johnny Depp absolutely adore him and who doesn't want to be a pirate? if one doesn't want to be a pirate, one would not have download files illegally thru the internet.
the X-Men trilogies, the Matrix Trilogies, The Fast & Furious Trilogies, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, the Godfathers Trilogies, Back To The Future Trilogies, V for Vendetta, and many more. how many times do you think i've watched them all?
so tell me now, how many times do you think i'm gonna watch Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull for i've definitely watched Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom & Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade around 12 times now. Till now, i'm still amaze by the archaeological findings and the superb whip of his.

setting up my phone alarm to ring at 2.30

but had myself waking up at 2.14

to see my brother gone & the house so dark

full of eerieness, evil, and negative energy in the air.

the only light available is my computer monitor,

suddenly, a blinking orange light appeared on my toolbar

Joseph gave me a goodluck message and went off AND

*te ne ne ne te ne ne ne ne* [nokia ringtone]

"Ah..now? Sorry man. I keep on sleeping off. i think just watch at home la."

by Larry.

and just when i opened ESPN Soccernet, Ronaldo scored.

BIRDY POOP! COW-y POOP! DOGGIE POOP!

taking a super quick shower to keep me fresh, fasting on my shoes,

i ran to Asoka in Bukit Tinggi at 3.20 like a mad-man

and halfway thru passing by Kayu, Lampard equalises on the half time.

WOOHOO HOORAY! GAME ON MY HOMMIES

once i reached Asoka, my leg cramped & busted but i manage to hunt my brother.

Once 2nd half started, the Blues kept on pressing.

but the Devils must be jampi-ing their goalposts throughout the entire night.

lucky Devils. i wonder where you guys hide your jampi-s

I personally enticipated that Ronaldo will miss the penalty

but to see JT kicking like Beckham, he's the next to be with him in MLS.

haih what a night. stupid night.

stupid ref, stupid field, everything in MosCow is just stupid now.

Pink Martini - Hey Eugene

This is Mr Jim Bob Duggar's family from Arkansas, America.

ATTENTION TO ALL MALE SPECIES WHO READS MY BLOG.

Hear ye~ Hear Ye~~

this bugger is the sifu of all sifu-s regarding reproduction.

look what he has accomplished this past 40-50 years of his life.

18 children and they might still be going for it.

he has more guns and ammunition then the American military has.

talk about safety 1st.

this guy is the master of all lock pickers as no rubber can hold his might.

we all always lie to ourselves claiming that we will spawn a soccer team.

but end up, its always been shot down by our own "low stamina"

cmon MEN, regardless of your age we must not let our guards down.

we must not let our hopes and dreams be diminished by our incapabilities

we must stand up, arise, cheer for those who are broken in sorrows

that their dreams can be fulfilled someday.

it is not the end of days yet, the end comes when we are finally impotent

okay impotent is a taboo. out of ammunition is a better word.

let us all make this world a happy place

and that we all can come together, in unity, in families

challenge each other in football with all our sons and daughters with us

and have our own Premier League in Grace Klang with Division 1 & 2

let us all have a chance to cheer at our own flesh and blood

seeing them unite in bringing down other families

and at the same time, forge a bond between every family around us.

sleep

i need sleep so badly

and i need it a lot.

been having sleepless nights lately

lately as in this whole week i've been sleeping at 4

waking up between 9 - 10 am.

all i can do at night when i can't sleep is:

hearing my brother snoring or listen to owls hooting

sometimes it gets worst when strong winds are blowing

the trees will go rustling non stop and the doors will keep on banging

oh and when the night turns even darker,

thats the time where you just shut your eyes

mumble words that is almost audible to hear even by yourself

pray, pray that all these will just go away

but before i've even say Amen, i realized that i'm awake in the morning.

someone asked me on sunday whether she was nice to hug.

yeah, she is. most definitely and its nice to hug her.

i'd wish she gives me a hug everytime she sees me.

if anyone would have asked me how i felt last time

or asked if i have something troubling me.

i would have broke down in tears

sometimes i do wonder if there's anyone who cares about me,

who is willing to be caring and ask whats troubling me and stuff like that.

i do wish sometimes that i'm not invinsible, or like a rock that fell to the ground where no one would notice.

is Ps. Gurmit talking about me today?

physically not. but deep within me, i feel like i'm in his friend's shoe.

i do feel my world is empty. and it is raining inside my soul

how'd wished this rain would stop.

now,i'm just too tired to think of all these.

I'm Currently:

on blog strike - not my blog. but those blogs with the GoldBar retreat post. WHY? coz i didn't make it so i might as well don't know anything about it. Potential blogs with those post are: Samantha, Poh Leong and Jessica.
on holiday - alas, my exams are finally over! now i'll just usher back my long lost friend, my most trustworthy partner in crime, Freedom.

on a movie spree - actually its just a movie marathon. I've been watching atleast 3 - 4 movies per day now. My eyes are killing me, i've got a splitting headache & I think my vision is getting worst. Someone get me an eye specialist for me.

having a short hair - yupp, back to school punya hair. Its still hard to believe that people actually like my current hair better. I still find my hair odd and weird. Oh well. What do you say?

living a very quiet life - I think i'm being avoided? I'm getting a bit paranoid. What is happening around me. Someone come lift me off my boredom.

giving a birthday wish - Happy Birthday Tiffany dear. happy 16th birthday. Due to low cost of production, your birthday present this year is: a drawing of a strawberry cake, a drawing of a rose and a drawing of a robot which is suppose to be Megatron. haha!

thank you America, you have just suicided the competition.

i have to say this. i need to let this of my flat chest.
AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE OF THE WORLD THIS WEEK.

of all the crimes of the world, what they did was incomparable. its even worst than all those Iraq war, or some other wars in another part of the world, genocide, mass murder & other stuff like that. Are you guys blind? you guys deaf?

of all people, Syesha and Carly at the bottom 2. Wake up you dumb-dumbs. they are like the top performers of the night and Brooke's "false start" is forgivable, but heck! she's still no good compare to those two. And Jason Castro! this NINCOMPOOP has overstayed in the competition far too long. Sometimes his good, but most of the time he's HORRENDOUS. he sings like he's in labour pain. For goodness sake. why didn't you people end his miseries?

Atleast with Carly around. She can atleast put up a tougher fight for Davids in the competition and it'll be more entertaining to watch. You STUPID IDIOTS has just killed the show.

i've made up my mind. I'm supporting David Cook.

no doubt this two buggers (Cook & his arch-nemesis, David Archuleta) will be in the final 2 of American Idol, unless another Michael Johns tragedy strikes again.
so ppl living in America, stop being complacentand a total jack-bonbot and vote for David Cook and for goodness sake, stop voting for the girls. All they have are boobs and most of them are married. Their boobs aren't even that big as well. All i see are either implants or A cups. Thank God you learned your lesson by dumping Kristy Lee Cook last week.

People! you must watch American Idol this week. i don't know whats the theme this week but its sumthing thats got to do with theather. Not Cinema, but theather. OhMyGosh! and David Cook is singing the Phantom of the Opera song. OMG OMG.

ARGH crap. the "war" in Middle East, Office, Italy & in some abandoned building will have to wait another week, or maybe two.
my hands are getting more and more itchy day by day.

what should i call my birthday this year?

hmm, perhaps PINK-ISH or PINK-i-FYING?

everything i get is pink, cept my Prime next to me.

thanks Su Ling & Sam for your "thoughtful" gift,

which is non other than an oversized boxers.

*walls come crumbling down*

my waist is only 30 and i definitely can't wear XL.

however i'll just put it on my head and sleep with it.

Goodbye my sweet coconut trees, breezy wind from the sea, the sound of crushing waves that hits the golden sandy beach, the chirping of seagulls, hot & sexy european or australians that are laying on the hot beach without their top, late night partying and minum-ing, smell of the salty ocean and the taste of it, ah! my beautiful sceneries of the mountain, the glorious sunrise and sunsets.

Goodbye my sweet Bali.

~~ On the brightside, I'm going for Singapore Camporama. ~~

somewhere in the Middle East.
Armed with a Carbine, a Desert Eagle, a Grenade and 2 Flashbangs.
To save an ammunition facility from being bombed by the terrorists.

weiloong(double doors) - Go Go Go!
weiloong(double doors) - Fire in the Hole!
pL(tunnel) - Roger that!
pL headshot "no longer itchy" with Carbine.
*Bomb has been planted*
weiloong Desert Eagle-ed Jessica.
BrC headshot pL with magnum sniper rifle.
weiloong knife-d BrC.
*Bomb has been defused*

haih! one more week and the freedom will be mine.
just another week to go and all my daydreaming will come to reality.
can wait to knife.

weiloong's got a brand new toy.

My very first Optimus Prime

TRANSFORM & ROLL OUT!

Thanks Wei Sze.For a wonderful Birthday gift.Now i can play all night long.MUAHAHAHHAA.. now all i need is a bad guy.

crash, boom, bang!

my body's moving in the speed of sound

or i'm just too slow to catch up with the world.

welcome sleepless nights & endless dreams.

the smell of kertas with printer inks & G2 pen every morning,

is worst than stepping on a pile dog shit, or being shit at by flying birds.

its even worst than every nightmare put together into one.

this is the face of hell itself.

ARGH. i can see more white hairs popping out on the back of my head already.

and they're growing like bunnies.

I feel like eating ice cream. And i want it so badly.

by end of this month, i must sink my mouth into baskin robbins.

and su ling still owes me that ever since last year when she FFK-ed me.

ice cream. yummy delicious ice cream.

thick creamy milky lovely ice cream!

with whipped cream, caramel maybe, covered with melted chocolate.

sweet & succulent ice cream. OhMyGoodness.

~Su Ling, when wanna go eat ice cream wan?