11 WARNING 18-SG, kids don't read this without your parents permission!!

DEAR Pathetic Loser!!
you think i will "surrender" to you now ah, ur sorry dun even meant a single acknowledgement to me k.. its nothing, say i also can say wat, "Sorry"!!.. i mean it wei, yea, PERGI MAKAN TAHI LA.. IM NOT GONNA BE PLAYED BY YOUR TWISTED PSYCHOLOGY, I NOE YOU WAN PPL TO THINK TAT YOU'RE THE GOOD ONE IM THE BAD WAN BUT IT's YOU TAT ARE AT FAULT.. YOU PPL ARE CRAZY TO THINK TAT IM GONNA SAY SORRY TO HIM, KISS MY *TOOT* LA YOU....

THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA ASK YOU PPL WHO ARE READING

WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?? HIS SIDE OR MY SIDE??

Pathetic Loser,

THIS IS OVER LA, GO DO YOURSELF SOME GOOD DEEDS AND STOP BOTHERING ME LA, IF ONLY I GOT POWERS TO MAKE YOU DISSAPEAR, I WILL DEFINITELY DO IT WITHOUT THINKING TWICE ABOUT THE TIME I HAD WITH YOU.. NONE OF IT IS WORTH THINKING TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP>> *toot*!!!!!!

10 Producers Re-editted This Title Cause There's More Foul Language Than Mere Proper Sentence

dude, you realise that this can be over soon. im here to say im sorry, but u have the option to not to accept. hell, i wun say sorry la.. u shud say sorry.. i mean, i'm just trying to post up some fun and you got insulted cause of it? u think that what i did has just de-grade you. what i did has just laid shame upon you. but u ever cared about what i think? think about it, dun be so self centered. u think only u got the right to be angry is it? just u older than me doesnt mean u can control my life or whatever i say okay. gah, i dont even know why i still blogging with you. and you can forget about me singing the stupid crappy song with u ever again. bohemian rhapshody my butt.. i hate that song u noe, i sing it just to make u happy.. i see a little shiluetto of a man, yea, killing the other person.. change ur taste in music okay.

09 I'm just a poor boy i need no sympathy, So Belah-lah Kau!!

I'm so fed up with all this make up things!! 1st lilian and now you.. all say the same thing, dunwan talk ma dun talk la, i dun need your sympathies or laughter to bloody survive rite.. i dun need you anymore, dun show any concern to me k, i know you're doing all this for your so-called "sis".. i dun mind being all by myself since you're so likeable and stuff, but i dun care man, so many ppl out there for me to noe.. dun call ur frens to call me or try to talk me out k, its useless. ITS ALL OVER, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THESE TO YOURSELF AND UR GALFRIENDS, I COULDNT CARE LESS ANYMORE, ITS OVER & ITS DONE...

08 Stabing Right Through The Heart, Stabs Back?

no need until like that wan kua. i'm just trying to know each other better la. why wan fight fight all? i where got take name for myself wan bro? u post wan ma, i never did anything what. chill la dude. dont need to get angry on small things la wey. but then again, if you got problem with me, well then, we can obviously settle this issue la, since its so major to you. firstly let me apologize la, but if that still doesnt work, well, too bad la then.

07 THIS IS WAR I'M TELLING YOU OR YOU'RE TRYING TO START ONE NOW, "FRIEND"!!

wah-lau-eh, dun check blog few days nie got stupid post all about me.. wah you don't have to tell people i like to skip class rite, class boring ma skip la.. you ownself also skip wat, why muz scold me for.. its not my problem if you are a "gentle giant" rite, not like you shaq or yao ming ke, say i rough!! hmph.. this stupid sharing blog all sucks wei, i post most of it now and you are just trying to dapat nama rite.. HMPH i dah tak tahan dah.. dahlah Friday morning Lilian make me pissed and now i see my "best friend" post all the stupid comments about me.. MAMPUS LA!! i dunwan to talk to you all ever again la, no more covering each others back anymore k.. And dun you Dare comment me on wat i like to do or wat i dun like.. who are u to say all that.. i'm not like u, kind hearted and all, i love to do things tat i wanna do.. i like to kacau gals u got problem wit it la now>> IF GOT DEN FINE LA, THROW ME A PUNCH IF YOU DUN LIKE ME DISTURBING GALS, YOU"RE NO COP, WHY SHOULD I GIVE A DAMM ON WAT U DUN LIKE!! *TOOT* YOU!! THIS IS OVER.....

06 Plan For The Future, Or The Future Plans For You

Welcome once again to our humble home. I'm so bored, so I was thinking I would post something about one of my life's bestest buddy, the other author of this blog, Wei Loong. He has been real nice buddy, we've been hanging around since what, erm, primary school I guess. But only one thing I don't understand is that he seems to like disturbing girls. I wonder why. Hmm, anyway, he has been sticking up for me all this while, but he's always into trouble himself. LoL. We sama sama like delirious, that's why the blog's name has delirious contained.

Let me be a little bit more transparent here. Dude, sometimes, I dunno if I should say this but, I kinda hated the way u play football. Damn rough. Not that I cant stand the competition, but, you get it right? OH, why la u like to ponteng ur class wan? Not good la. Be a good boy and study la. LoL.

Well, dude, I'm not trying to pull you down la. Just trying to let you know what I feel about you. Then we can get to know each other better. Maybe you should do it as well. Then we can see the mistakes we do. Anyway, see you around.

05 Money-Saving or Cheapskate of the Year??

This is a community reach brought to you by weiloong & pL:

This message is for those people who wants to save a dollar or two and for you innocent, kind-hearted and good-willed people out there to watch out for these people i'm talking about!!

YES and i really mean it, this events does HAPPEN around us:

Originally from Hitz.FM, which i heard today. Rudy& JJ was asking Malaysian how to save money and in the mean time, finding out in what ways they can actually save money, GUESS WHAT, MALAYSIA BOLEH!! This are the Top 5 ways of saving:

No.5 - If you're going to the mamak stall with your friends, order a plate of mee goreng and a cup of teh O ais, when its time to pay, just give RM5 and go instead of RM6 which your friends will definitely pay for you when they're leaving a little later.

No.4 - If you're having a break with your friends, don't bring your wallet out and give an excuse that you have forgotten to bring it out and hint them on treating you the drink you ordered.

No.3 - Borrow 10 cents or 20 cents from all of your friends and by the end of the day, you'll have enough money for a plate of nasi lemak and a milo ais.

No.2 - During recess, when your friends buys french fries or nuggets or what-so-ever, grab a little of everything and before the bell rings, you're already full.

No.1 - Get the McDonalds Kids Card and order a RM3 item (grilled country burger and etc.) and with the card, you can have a free small fries. asked the lady for a small cup (those they would give to you if you have to wait) and fill it with coke and THERE, you have your drink.

I tell you ah, Malaysians are really becoming like Singaporeans, KIASU betul.. And people out there, Please be very aware of all these people as they are trying to cheat your money if they happened to do this in a long-run..

this community message was brought to you by:

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04 This is a story of a girl, who shot an arrow and killed the whole world!!

WARNING : 18-PL
This story is not for the faint hearted or anyone under the age of 21.
If you felt a slight uneasiness:

feel free to hold yourself back

close one of your eyes

hold your breath !!

Have you ever wonder why we can’t really see cupids and there is not much love around us these days?? Well that’s because the cupid died long long time ago. This is the story of Mrs. Potato Pee, the last living cupid. In a world where no human had been before, she tried to spread love once again.

However due to old age and poor vision, Mrs. Potato Pee accidentally shot her arrow wrongly causing poor Petunia to die of heart attack. Russell who can’t with hold his emo-ness, vow with his life to hunt the killer down no matter what the cause.

Decade pasts, after training in the wild with his friend, Moose,

Time for revenge draws near.

By tricking a poor child with an autographed picture of Michael Jackson Topless, he made him carry a hand grenade as a gift to Mrs. Potato Pee and

Boom!!


The End………….

This Ain't The Scene, Its An Arms Race!!

03 Test(tubes)

Create your own Friend Test hereMy Test
Create your own Friend Test hereWei Loong's test.

02 Our lawyers made us change the name of our title coz all we got was this song written for Steffi

wah-lau-eh, i dunno how we came out with this idea but we wanna make sumthing stupid to laugh at.. all coz the other day we were online and pL suddenly told me he wanna write song all so we come out with some lines, summor copy from DC Talk.. here it goes,

1st we wanna dedicated this few lines to steffi:

oh, in the light
Steffi you're so bright,
i see you like you wanna fly,
oh Steffi when you leave you left us here to cry,
and you didn't even say to us bye bye
you didn't even say to us bye bye.


for pL, this will be his 1st step in composing songs and for me, i did it just for fun. Suppose to be her farewell wan but haih, someone told her!! so SAD........

01 There's nothing to do expect giving a rhythmic introduction

Name is Poh Leong. Go visit my other blog at http://punk-rock-er.blogspot.com. Will be sharing this blog with the other guy.