Sunday, June 29, 2008

one fine morning in church today.

Question: When Ellen & Portia finally get married, what would they do? Who's the guy and who's the girl? Are they gonna adopt a child or are they gonna ask someone to father their kids?

- somehow, there's lots of questions popping up in this topic -

My opinion: They probably make out lesbian-style, (I'm sorry but i don't know how to describe it to you, maybe you should just go Youtube and try searching for "lesbian love" and see whether any video pops out) Ellen's probably gonna be the guy coz Portia is so much the girly one, but both of them might take up the guy/girl role since they're actress and stuff AND yeah! they'll probably have kids to show that lesbians can have a perfect family. I wonder if Ellen or Portia would ask Justin or Orlando or some Hollywood hunk to donate their sperm for them like ,"Justin, would you mine giving me your 'tadpoles' for my egg? I want to have a baby, and with your looks and my brains, its gonna be gorgeous." Now wouldn't that be wonderful.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

out of the blues question: why doesn't anyone likes me or love me?

answer from my beloved & funny yet sarcastic sister: "well, maybe you're not Malaysian's cup of tea, but ang-moh's cup of tea"

thanks weisze, for making my life not any miserable.

Friday, June 20, 2008

QUESTION: Why are you so pathetic until you have to watch movies alone?

ANSWER: Its not that I'm pathetic, that i don't have friends and all. its just that sometimes, friends are unavailable due to various reasons. Such as :
no.1 : the most common of all reasons they give me is, they don't have the time AND their mommy & daddy don't let. Some are acceptable, others are just reasons.
no.2 : abandonment by friends so that they can watch with girls, especially guys. I don't know what to say about this group of people. Entertain girls nie. Pissing me off.
no.3 : some people just don't want to go out with me no matter how many times I asked. They rather go out with other group and just shoved me into another corner.
no.4 & no. 5: there's no 4 & 5 cause I'm a sad case.

So, does that make me a pathetic person? Its not like I don't want to call people out for movies, just that, most people are such as above until I can't stand with their stupid reasons anymore and therefore I rather go watch alone by myself. Wee~~ sad little me.