In conjuction with Paris Hilton's Jail term over DUI charge which starts next month, these are the top 10 Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail and I pick it up from the Late Show With David Letterman. Here:
10. Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips.
09. Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray.
08. Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet.
07. Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary.
06. Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals.
05. No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke.
04. Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits.
03. I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean.
02. Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month.
01. Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched.
Haha, its actually kinda funny to see a celebrity behind prison bars. Teach them a lesson!! I wonder who'll be next, I like to see Lindsay Lohan behind bars now for a change!! sorry for the unoriginality..
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