i'm jealous of people who can burp [u mae stop burping! plz.] cos i just simply can't. no matter how hard i try, or what i do, even if i stuff my beloved stomach with fumes, i still can't freaking burp! cis. in my family, i guess i'm the only one who can't burp. so if you're saying that you don't like burping, can give me the abilities ah cos my stomach nie one way in & one way out nia.

den again, there are some people who are jealous of me cos i shit a lot. haha! i'm not feeling proud here but shitting is kinda lika a bliss to me. who doesn't rite? getting to shit after weeks or hmmm, maybe months of constipation and finally you get to shit, its a good feeling. but i don't constipate cos i shit everyday. correction, alomst everyday!

to add something for the jealousy topic. i'm honest to say that i am not jealous of people with muscular figure but with a scrawny body cos its just so freaky to see someone thin with muscles everywhere. no hard feelings for those who already have those but if you want muscles, plz get some weight! to me i think caleb should get a muscular figure, i think he'll look better. haha! CAN SOMEONE TELL CALEB THIS FOR ME?

so i have me jealous of sumthing, people jealous of me sumthing, sumthing i'm not jealous of and to complete it, sumthing i jealous of. hmmm, hard to say la. i think the basic ones would be money, love, and company?? haha!

anyway its one of the things me, mae and caleb discuss in one of our little adventure in Jusco Klang. haha! caleb wanna play guess girl buy what colour bra & underwear again?? haha, loser belanja! btw, we are not perverts, but we're just plain bored.

its just another manic monday

what makes you feel so satisfied with your day?? MINE would be:

- a nice pleasant downpour early in the morning [which eventually got heavier]
- a super-delicious breakfast of bah-kut-teh and chinese tea on a cold morning day
- And to tahan my kencing from klang all the way to college and just melepaskan air terjun for 5 minutes when i reach there. for the 1st time, i actually feel so euphoric when i finish peeing.

today is just full of drama and fun. what a nice cold day to sleep and im missing it. wish i was still in school where its the holidays now [im so sorry if you're still having your exams] and i'll be at home sleeping nie.
but nonetheless, college is not boring if you know how to create fun yourself. then again if you're bored, i suggest that you find some klang people coz klang people are just crazy, funny, dramatic to hang out with. its a fact!

There's A Mouse In My House

there's a mouse in my house,
it ran in when the skies crash out loud,
from the 'jungle' it came through the door,
sitting down there on the cold chilled floor.

there's a mouse in my house,
its big round eyes staring at a weird orange brown creature,
"aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!", my mom yelped,
"weiloong come down now" as she cries for help.

there's a mouse in my house,
cornered and scared as i don't know what these "beings" are talking about,
armed with weapons of mass destruction my brother came,
"weiloong you go there and i will kill it with the cane."

there's a mouse in my house,
from the shoe rack it ran around the house,
it ran in circles my mom jumped in triples,
and i almost caught it with my big yellow slippers.

there's a mouse in my house,
dang! where did it go right now,
after turning the house upside down,
the cute little mouse was no longer to be found.

there's a mouse in my house,
and the trap was set,
hmmm can a piece of rotten sausage be tempting enough,
well we're just waiting for it to open its big mouth.

there's a mouse in my house,
could it be a baby from the rat in the ceiling,
well i think i'm gonna call it Cheeky,
don't ask me why cause naming it is just plain silly.

there's a mouse in my house,
and i'm making a rukus here by blogging about it,
well it'll be over soon once we caught it,
after that, i'm sure i'm gonna miss it to bits.

ATTENTION! this is for guys only, if you're a girl i suggest that you don't read this unless you insists of reading what i just wrote. This is a gory, hamsap, kinda censored, 18+ post so read if you are feeling horny or dirty minded kay!! i already gave my advice liau.. hahaha!!




1. walking with her under the umbrella on a rainy day and playing rihanna's umbrella.
2. playing the piano and singing her a song on the streets, guitar is acceptable & compulsory love song.
3. watch a movie together in a dim room, if only malaysia got fire place den it'll be better. no one can disturb you while you cuddle with your girl. choices of movie would be horror or love movies.
4. cooking her dinner is always the best way to be romantic. even though you end up burning your food but its the thoughts that counts. after that can order pizza wan, so nothing to worry
5. turning on Light & Easy and ajak her for a dance. it would be nice if you set the atmosphere 1st like maybe make the room a little dark den nie ask her.

hmmm, i have many more like maybe play boardgame ke, twister is the best by the way, both can participate. then go picnic on a non-crowded area where two of you can spend time looking at the clouds and each other. well anyway, everyone has their own ways to be romantic, but this mine i guess. Haha!

wooh!! tired betul. just finished my movie marathon with Caleb, David, U Mae and their another cousin. Yes i'm the odd one there, all of them are related and im not.. well on thursday we watched Seekers: The Dark is Rising, its kinda amusing but don't waste your time. Let me say it again: Don't Waste Your Time! den today we watched Resident Evil: Extinction and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. haha!! two chun movies in a day, now my head's spinning like a gasing.. haha!!

now i'm gonna go do some little sleeping and a moment of shitting before i go for Day Of Defeat later.. haha!! Caleb watch out, im gonna punch you till death.. haha!

in a few weeks time, im off to Indonesia for a little getaway. don't expect anything from me kay, dunno wat to get for you all unless you ppl ask me.. den again dun ask! hmmm, just saw a really cool shoe today, i wanna get it but need money, i should just ask my mom..

wah i cant tahan anymore so i need to go now. Nature Calls.

wah siau liau lah, taou tia liau la.. i think i gonna puoa pi soon.. i cannot tahan doing this anymore, the symptoms are showing, my face getting red, my eyes dopey lika siau, dry throat, aiya everything under one roof la.. i need rest i need help could someone just bash me up so i faith, oops FAINT and sleep on the hospital bed.. huuhuu!!

i hate you stupid dumb time-table.. idiotic squarish boxes which shows days, time, subjects and time. well you're just dumb la.. wat the heck would i have to go all the way to KL just for an hour class from 4 - 5 every tuesday.. woo-liau-eh!! plz la, have some mercy on us la, who so free wanna go there just to study for one hour.. CHANGE FOR MY SAKE!!

i need a break, i need rest, i need to stop babbling about the dumb time-table. someone put an end to this. oh wait, that someone is me.. CRAPZ!! now i need to go to the office to make this right.. confirm KO la liddat.. i need peace and sleep now.. *punch self & head banging on wall*

my holiday clue : budak HERNIA

Jior, so many things to do but so little time left. Ahha, actually i've been sitting at home a lot but thats not the whole point. Anniversary's coming up [hopefully the hall decorations will be like state of the art and the opening is super-duper beautiful] got so little time left to prepare everything. Top that, stupid classes gonna start real soon.. Boohoo!! Wen ppl holiday i got no holiday, so unfair la.. But if you wan call me go out, i'm okay with it, after my class i can meet you all there wan. haha.[hinting]

However, now i need to make my passport coz i'm going off somewhere over the rainbow end of this month, so now i have to jimat money till end of this month so i can spend it at the place im going.. haha!! cant wait. [Mom if you read this, can i have atleast RM500 to use??] Lol, dont think she will ever read this. Hmmm, maybe you can help me tell my mom or give her hints..
Anyone want souvenirs??