Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Hari-hari tagging!

The Rules:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight people at the end of your post and list their names (linking to them).
4. Let them know they've been tagged

#1. Bitting my finger nails while thinking what to write now. Damm hungry!
#2. Waiting for my mom to finish cooking her dinner so i can makan. Damm wangi.
#3. Just messaged someone for yelling at her this afternoon. SORRY!!
#4. Waiting for her to reply so i can reply back. Don't think she will.
#5. Oh i just farted when i wanted to put "waiting for my fart to come out".
#6. I'm pissed, tired, grumpy and I feel like yelling "Shut the *toot* up" but i scared my mom slap me. Sorry Mom.
#7. I'm just starring at my stupid computer monitor blankly thinking what to type next.
#8. Thinking of ways to promote SAMANTHA ONG [Best Female Camper] & POH LEONG [Best Male Camper] to win during camp! oh wait, i'm done promoting here!

i tag: suling, yunyeen, tiffany, poh leong, lilian, kimmy, fiona and steffi.

Monday, December 3, 2007

ALM is a scary meeting, dunwan to go ad next year, damm men-tensionkan..
Ivan Kok and Kwang Yew will be leaving us, but most of us are still here! Things won't be the same. [Ivan - deport to Adventure, Kwang Yew - promoted to Senior Commander]
Commander Zach is the new outpost commander, looking forward to work with him. Heard many stories. Funny ones and scary ones.
OHMYGOSH! 28 Adventure Rangers are coming next year. Even the figures scares the heck of of me. People, mercy please!
First task, Carolling. Imagine seeing 50+ people singing in your house, crazy & noisy!
NICHOLAS, i dunwan to do games all by myself wei. Please come for meetings more often wei, i belanja you makan. Can "brain suicide" doing games for 50+ people.
Alamak, got so many "things" to attend next year! Sir no time, sir!! JLTC, LMA, NTC, hear also i scared ad la sir.. Mati la macam nie!! Sir can postponed Leader's retreat? I got exam la..
Kwang Yew, no makan ah?
Rangers..

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OhMyGosh, Camp is so near. Haha! Can't wait.
Su Ling, so happen you're reading this, I don't care, you have to be my Guardian Angel, treat me well. Can i choose my own mortal?
CAMP CAMP CAMP!!
GYnews is gonna be so different this year, so many things planned out, hopefully all of them works. So many things to do.
GOD, HELP ME, i need Ideas!
Since i got no group this year, i'm not gonna sit around like some Dungu instead gonna group by group and whreck havoc, waste their time and end up laughing my BUTTS off!
Got a major Campaigning to do [yes, all on my own free will] for SAMANTHA ONG (Best Female Camper) and KOH POH LEONG (Best Male Camper)
Anyone willing to join me goyang kaki whenever there's a group meeting, fill free to join me since its gonna be bored being alone.
See you in camp kay. If you're coming.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Tired - after VBS, who la not tired you tell me. taking video is not an easy job, Really! - got class ad next week, and my assignments are coming to an end. sial

Bored - after VBS got what things to do summor? got la, go dotA later lo.. ahha!
- watching SlamDunk all night, oh wait, how can that be bored?

Excited - erm, not exactly la. tired where got mood. tomorrow's Pre-Camp and i'm not Pumped! Alamak!
- Yes. Camp is coming. got lots of things planned out this year! Its gonna be damm Fun.
: Best Female Camper - Samantha Ong
: Best Male Camper - Koh Poh Leong
- last day of captain ball is this sunday, gonna give me best to win for KJGH!!

Sad - yeah! not getting to go Singapore is a major disappointment.
- after all the busy things i'm doing, i'm going back to class again on monday! sei la..
- not even one kid hugged me after VBS. haih! whats the whole point of helping la liddat.
- everyone has someone or more than a person to talk to, and none of them is Me. Crap!

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haih! whatever is happening around me i don't give a damm anymore. for a minute You're not like the person i thought You were and then now, everything's so clear. You're like everywhere, with other guys. thought You are different then your frens, guess You're not. don't think You know i'm talking about You. nonetheless, i'm not gonna be there for You anymore. You can talk to me but i won't come to You. yet again, don't think that You'll talk to me either! Yes You, I'm talking to You! You La WHo Else?

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Q: Whats worst than not getting a present for Christmas?
A: Spending your entire Christmas holiday at home, ALONE, while your whole family's going Singapore.

Seriously,
Looks like i'm gonna be home alone for Christmas this year. Sad-nye! Stupid classes during holiday season. Merosakkan mood untuk ber-parti nie! Haih, stupid la..
Don't care la, alone alone la. Spoil my whole mood nie.
Better sleep it off and don't think about it anymore.
Goodnight WeiLoong
Fuhhhh! Tired & Exhausted..
taking video is not an easy task, its dead boring least for some time spent talking to a few people who are taking breaks when they're not suppose to [haha! Gotcha! Lazy Bums!], but thanks for resting, if not my brains will meletup la.. VBS is crazy!

I dunno how am i gonna keep up with this, luckily Sunday is the last day of captain ball [hopefully i dun faint and die on the court, no energy wei] but after that, got to finish piles of assignments before going to camp [macam Kinabalu je, never ending!] .

Then again, i have to get ready for camp. Have to plan for the GYnews evening videos, Games and not to forget, campaign for Samantha Ong [Best Female Camper] and Koh Poh Leong [Best Male Camper] to win the respective awards they are suppose to win. People, help me support them!! Lol..

Okay la, now i gonna pangsai and sleep!

Monday, November 26, 2007

WOOHOO, i dont really suck in captain ball. Guess i just need some time to adjust after 2 years of karat-ness! Scored a point which is good and we won Klang Gospel Hall. Thank you Klang Jaya Captain Ball Team for giving me a chance to play after years of sitting down goyang my kaki watching people play.. Its a good feeling to play again.. haha!!

Anyway, camp is coming up so i'll just be my usual self doing stupid things which i always do. However, i pray that God will give me the strenght to tahan the late nights not sleeping and helping them in GYnews, wisdom so that we may have crazy/dumb/weird/lame ideas for videos if we are out and a touch from heaven will be the best.

Haha, camp here i come ba-beh!!
ps: if you're bored in camp, you know who to find.. my number is 0123166384
partner in Crime : Koh Poh Leong [vote him as Best Male Camper!]
partner in Disguise : Samantha Ong [vote her as Best Female Camper!]

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Q: What happen when you play captain ball after 2 years of not playing?
A: You suck at it!

Well i kinda joined Klang Jaya Gospel Hall in their tournament today and What-the-Heck, after so long of not playing, i forgot completely everything that AhBoy taugh me. I made so many dumb mistakes and it almost cost the team their victory. Sorry Klang Jaya people, i kinda suck! Though they won but i'm not happy with myself. [weiloong you're a dumb maniac who only runs in circles doing nothing and wasting people's time. BODOH WeiLoong]

I need to get back to my old performance, i wanna play captain ball again. i miss captain ball so much. why la Grace Klang got no more captain ball. ish! someone can please start back captain ball in Grace Klang ah?? Anyone wanna play captain ball? please let me know can?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Bandar Botanic, Saturday - It was 2.44 a.m and we were just done playing street soccer when An unidentified male pole dancer/stripper was seen bringing along his very own pole into the basketball/street soccer court which we had occupied earlier. We were stunned and shocked when that person began to ask us to play for him a song, any song. As the music began, we couldn't believe our eyes!

He began to crawl on the ground, slowly moving towards the pole he had brought along like a lion preying on a young gazette. Then, he started dancing. Swinging up, down, left, right with his pole, it was clearly and eerie sight to bare upon and yet, we all find it hard to believe that this man actually has the talent to be a natural comedian pole dancer/stripper as he made his way not through our eyes, but from our stomach as he made us all laugh til i personally, feel like peeing on my pants.

Mr. Pole Dancer and Pole Man, thank you for entertaining us. Luckily we manage to get a video of him performing his wondrous/horrendous act. Please, help us identify this man and if you see him doing stuff like this again, don't hesitate to call the authorities, if not just get some friends along with you and laugh your sweet butts off. Haha!!

Here's the clip. Sorry coz its small and we have to hire an unprofessional video-man.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

i'm jealous of people who can burp [u mae stop burping! plz.] cos i just simply can't. no matter how hard i try, or what i do, even if i stuff my beloved stomach with fumes, i still can't freaking burp! cis. in my family, i guess i'm the only one who can't burp. so if you're saying that you don't like burping, can give me the abilities ah cos my stomach nie one way in & one way out nia.

den again, there are some people who are jealous of me cos i shit a lot. haha! i'm not feeling proud here but shitting is kinda lika a bliss to me. who doesn't rite? getting to shit after weeks or hmmm, maybe months of constipation and finally you get to shit, its a good feeling. but i don't constipate cos i shit everyday. correction, alomst everyday!

to add something for the jealousy topic. i'm honest to say that i am not jealous of people with muscular figure but with a scrawny body cos its just so freaky to see someone thin with muscles everywhere. no hard feelings for those who already have those but if you want muscles, plz get some weight! to me i think caleb should get a muscular figure, i think he'll look better. haha! CAN SOMEONE TELL CALEB THIS FOR ME?

so i have me jealous of sumthing, people jealous of me sumthing, sumthing i'm not jealous of and to complete it, sumthing i jealous of. hmmm, hard to say la. i think the basic ones would be money, love, and company?? haha!

anyway its one of the things me, mae and caleb discuss in one of our little adventure in Jusco Klang. haha! caleb wanna play guess girl buy what colour bra & underwear again?? haha, loser belanja! btw, we are not perverts, but we're just plain bored.

Monday, October 22, 2007

its just another manic monday

what makes you feel so satisfied with your day?? MINE would be:

- a nice pleasant downpour early in the morning [which eventually got heavier]
- a super-delicious breakfast of bah-kut-teh and chinese tea on a cold morning day
- And to tahan my kencing from klang all the way to college and just melepaskan air terjun for 5 minutes when i reach there. for the 1st time, i actually feel so euphoric when i finish peeing.

today is just full of drama and fun. what a nice cold day to sleep and im missing it. wish i was still in school where its the holidays now [im so sorry if you're still having your exams] and i'll be at home sleeping nie.
but nonetheless, college is not boring if you know how to create fun yourself. then again if you're bored, i suggest that you find some klang people coz klang people are just crazy, funny, dramatic to hang out with. its a fact!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

There's A Mouse In My House

there's a mouse in my house,
it ran in when the skies crash out loud,
from the 'jungle' it came through the door,
sitting down there on the cold chilled floor.

there's a mouse in my house,
its big round eyes staring at a weird orange brown creature,
"aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!", my mom yelped,
"weiloong come down now" as she cries for help.

there's a mouse in my house,
cornered and scared as i don't know what these "beings" are talking about,
armed with weapons of mass destruction my brother came,
"weiloong you go there and i will kill it with the cane."

there's a mouse in my house,
from the shoe rack it ran around the house,
it ran in circles my mom jumped in triples,
and i almost caught it with my big yellow slippers.

there's a mouse in my house,
dang! where did it go right now,
after turning the house upside down,
the cute little mouse was no longer to be found.

there's a mouse in my house,
and the trap was set,
hmmm can a piece of rotten sausage be tempting enough,
well we're just waiting for it to open its big mouth.

there's a mouse in my house,
could it be a baby from the rat in the ceiling,
well i think i'm gonna call it Cheeky,
don't ask me why cause naming it is just plain silly.

there's a mouse in my house,
and i'm making a rukus here by blogging about it,
well it'll be over soon once we caught it,
after that, i'm sure i'm gonna miss it to bits.

Monday, October 15, 2007

ATTENTION! this is for guys only, if you're a girl i suggest that you don't read this unless you insists of reading what i just wrote. This is a gory, hamsap, kinda censored, 18+ post so read if you are feeling horny or dirty minded kay!! i already gave my advice liau.. hahaha!!




1. walking with her under the umbrella on a rainy day and playing rihanna's umbrella.
2. playing the piano and singing her a song on the streets, guitar is acceptable & compulsory love song.
3. watch a movie together in a dim room, if only malaysia got fire place den it'll be better. no one can disturb you while you cuddle with your girl. choices of movie would be horror or love movies.
4. cooking her dinner is always the best way to be romantic. even though you end up burning your food but its the thoughts that counts. after that can order pizza wan, so nothing to worry
5. turning on Light & Easy and ajak her for a dance. it would be nice if you set the atmosphere 1st like maybe make the room a little dark den nie ask her.

hmmm, i have many more like maybe play boardgame ke, twister is the best by the way, both can participate. then go picnic on a non-crowded area where two of you can spend time looking at the clouds and each other. well anyway, everyone has their own ways to be romantic, but this mine i guess. Haha!

Friday, October 12, 2007

wooh!! tired betul. just finished my movie marathon with Caleb, David, U Mae and their another cousin. Yes i'm the odd one there, all of them are related and im not.. well on thursday we watched Seekers: The Dark is Rising, its kinda amusing but don't waste your time. Let me say it again: Don't Waste Your Time! den today we watched Resident Evil: Extinction and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. haha!! two chun movies in a day, now my head's spinning like a gasing.. haha!!

now i'm gonna go do some little sleeping and a moment of shitting before i go for Day Of Defeat later.. haha!! Caleb watch out, im gonna punch you till death.. haha!

in a few weeks time, im off to Indonesia for a little getaway. don't expect anything from me kay, dunno wat to get for you all unless you ppl ask me.. den again dun ask! hmmm, just saw a really cool shoe today, i wanna get it but need money, i should just ask my mom..

wah i cant tahan anymore so i need to go now. Nature Calls.

Friday, October 5, 2007

wah siau liau lah, taou tia liau la.. i think i gonna puoa pi soon.. i cannot tahan doing this anymore, the symptoms are showing, my face getting red, my eyes dopey lika siau, dry throat, aiya everything under one roof la.. i need rest i need help could someone just bash me up so i faith, oops FAINT and sleep on the hospital bed.. huuhuu!!

i hate you stupid dumb time-table.. idiotic squarish boxes which shows days, time, subjects and time. well you're just dumb la.. wat the heck would i have to go all the way to KL just for an hour class from 4 - 5 every tuesday.. woo-liau-eh!! plz la, have some mercy on us la, who so free wanna go there just to study for one hour.. CHANGE FOR MY SAKE!!

i need a break, i need rest, i need to stop babbling about the dumb time-table. someone put an end to this. oh wait, that someone is me.. CRAPZ!! now i need to go to the office to make this right.. confirm KO la liddat.. i need peace and sleep now.. *punch self & head banging on wall*


my holiday clue : budak HERNIA

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Jior, so many things to do but so little time left. Ahha, actually i've been sitting at home a lot but thats not the whole point. Anniversary's coming up [hopefully the hall decorations will be like state of the art and the opening is super-duper beautiful] got so little time left to prepare everything. Top that, stupid classes gonna start real soon.. Boohoo!! Wen ppl holiday i got no holiday, so unfair la.. But if you wan call me go out, i'm okay with it, after my class i can meet you all there wan. haha.[hinting]

However, now i need to make my passport coz i'm going off somewhere over the rainbow end of this month, so now i have to jimat money till end of this month so i can spend it at the place im going.. haha!! cant wait. [Mom if you read this, can i have atleast RM500 to use??] Lol, dont think she will ever read this. Hmmm, maybe you can help me tell my mom or give her hints..
Anyone want souvenirs??

Sunday, September 30, 2007

I wanna learn sejarah

Im in the mood of studying Sejarah at the moment.
I think its kinda like a sudden urge but i dun think it is.
Anyone have any cool historical books for me to pinjam??
American History ke, World History ke but not Malay/Islam History kay.
No offense, but i'm sick of it. Cannot tahan all the khalifah crap..
Thank You!
I HEART THOU..

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

LOST

wuuh!!
I cant believe i finished watching Lost season 3 more like in one day, yeah, non-stop after rangers till 5 Monday morning. Least the season is better than season 2, overall its good but thats not the point. The ending is what keeps me thinking.

So here's the case:
1st, we see Jack accidentally viewed Kate and Sawyer sleeping together in the cage before he decided operating Ben [formally known as Henry Gale in season 2]. Then at the operating room, he "held" Ben hostage till he frees Kate & Sawyer and thus asking Kate not to come back. In the end of the season, Jack told Kate not to come back coz he loves her and wish Kate and Sawyer to be happy together and in other words, Jack hopes that Kate will live happily with Sawyer, and by this means sacrificing his own happiness for them.

So here's the Question:
Would you give up your own happiness to see the person/people you love, love someone else by letting them chase their own happiness??

Therefore, my thought would be:
Lets take Jack for example, i think he's unselfish. He let Kate go with Sawyer when he could easily just save her and let them, The Others take Sawyer out of the picture, but he didnt. He let them escape and hope they'd be happy together.
Well, i can say that no matter how unselfish we are,we will always end up getting hurt. To see someone else happy doesnt mean that we will be happy. Disappointment, anger, envy, jealousy all this will appear in your heart and no matter how hard we try to forget, you cant just somehow let it go. However strong you think you might be, a cut in the heart will always leave a scar behind and its deeper and more painful then a cut on flesh and a wound that deep would not be easily heal.
Thus, i can conclude that no matter who we are, how we behave, what actions we take, giving up and letting go is always our choice but in the process, we would definitely hurt ourselves even though we decide to let it go or not.
Then again, if you say that dont get involved in anything will keep you from any tears and scars, my answer would be, No. The wound of living this world alone is greater than any wound you have felt before. Loneliness is the deepest wound anyone can ever have in their hearts. No one should live in this world alone. Trust me, seeing your friends with another, them having happy moments together, sharing each others joy & pain, the time they shared, it'll definitely hurt you really bad and the thoughts of having someone yourself will appear no matter how hard you try to block it off because seeing another person's joy, you will for sure want to experience the same kind of feeling that your friends have.

So the Real Question here is:
Live Together, Die Alone??

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Wah, i almost Kencing on my pants!

okay i just done watching 1408 and it kinda freak the shit out of my pants. erm 1408 is a horror movie acted by john cusack [remember the guy acted in runaway jury??] and, basically the movie is about him wanting to see his dead daughter. its not really a nice & decent horror movie but it has its moments. i think its okay to watch, i'll give it a 3 ½ / 5 or C+ if you want it in grades or 6/10 if u dont understand half.. haha!

im not gonna watch a horror movie by myself ever again la. if i ever wanna watch it, i'll call whoever who is willing to teman me, so keep your phones open if i ever need to call you.. i hate all this freaky moments especially when im the only one who's feeling it.. Crap!

hmmm, guess i wun be sleeping soundly tonight anymore. so if you see me online still like at 3 or 4, most probably im still awake so message me if you wan. stupid dumb feelings!
oh and thank you sam for borrowing me your Lost season 3, really helps me get my mind of things..

Saturday, September 22, 2007

"Project September" is finally Terminated

*screams in delight*
~running around half naked in the room~
Jumping up and down on the bed that was broken a night before.

Hey Oh!! Come Laugh with me wo...
Goodbye 5 hours of sleep a day and welcome back 10 hours of darkness. OKay everything on top is defintely not true except the half naked part which is what i always am at home. YOu may have heard about my "Great Battle of September" or also known now as "Project September" but whatever it is, ITS ALL DONE..

1stly, i wanna thank God for giving me strenght to lift my eyes opened the entire week [i almost fell asleep thinking of an answer during my exam. Serious tau] and the wisdom, energy, courage [yes we need courage, courage to pen down the answer we do or do not think is the correct answer. HAHA] and everything and anything you have done in my life.

Next, definitely i wanna thank myself [Yes, you la! Oh me ah.. REally?] to thank for my brain, my heart, bones, eyes, Aiyah every single cell in my body for puting up a great fight against sleep, tiredness, hunger, thirst and hmmm, slight graphical images, and i dunno what else liau.. haha!! Thank you my sweet, sexy, lovable, not so perfect, slightly sideways, not muscular, kinda fit and last but not least orange + brown + yellow body.. HAHA..

Oh i wanna thank my N91 for waking my sleepy butt up whenever i sleep, my Computer for playing incredible noisy songs to keep me awake, my MSN for letting me know who's online for me to talk to around 1am - 5am which ended up like no one but its okay. Comic books don't worry i wont forget you, Thanks for destressing me with your lame humour especially Shin Chan, i love you and hmmm, i think thats all.. Really appreciate you gadgets and books.

Thank you.

Yours sincerly,
weiloong

Sunday, September 16, 2007

73 I cried because of Her.. [video's at the bottom]

When i first watched this, truthfully, i kinda cried when she starts to sing. Tears were like flowing down from my eyes. For her to sing one of my favourite song "Somewhere over the Rainbow", with such pure & innocent heart, delivered with such sweet and mesmerising voice, she just captured my heart and made it sank deep into tranquility. She's just so marvelous, what an incredibly beautiful & astonishing sweet voice and for a 6 years old to sing liddat, it was just so touching deep from the core of my heart. She blew my heart away!
sorry ah, due to my lack of blogspot knowledge, i have to post the words up here and the video down there coz i just simply cant fuse the two things together. Someone teach me how to do it can? Coz i kinda fed up ad.. haha
Have a look kay. Hope you'll feel the same way i do!

Britain's Got Talent - Connie - Final - Very High Quality

Thursday, September 13, 2007

72 This is wrong, definitely WRONG.....

1stly: I should be studying, but i'm playing game.

2ndly: I should be reading, yeah i'm reading, Comic books!!

3rdly: I should stop drinking lots of water before bed, so i won't go pee every hour in the night/day

Lastly: I should stop sleeping at odd hours, and wake up at the right moment

Yet again: I shouldn't be sleeping when it is not time to sleep, but sleep at the right time

Heck: I shouldn't be blogging but instead use this time to read my notes..

But Then: If i continue to do what i do, i'll end up killing myself with stress

Somehow: I don't think that will happen cause i know me and me know that i won't get stress

Consequences: FAIL in my exam, kena BOMBARDMENT from mom and DISAPPOINT myself.

SO: ANG WEI LOONG GO STUDY NOW IF NOT YOU"LL END UP CRYING AT NIGHT AGAIN THINKING ALL THOSE TIME WASTED ON DOING NONSENSE AND END UP GETTING WHAT YOU DON'T WANNA GET >>> "Yes i shall study now!"

And: if i fail, means i din put much effort in my studies.

Therefore: As punishment, i will spank myself on my butt till it numbs to remind myself to study every now and then to not disappoint myself ever again >> Sorry butt!! Sacrifice ya.


OKAY, this is not a good way to motivate myself. I need a better plan. Anyone with a better idea??

Monday, September 10, 2007

71 sobs sobs!! I think i'm being too sensitive

I just finished watching Armageddon and it almost make me menangis midway through the show. Haih! Its just so touching to see someone giving up their lives to save others. All the barriers they have to go through, the troubles, heck even thinking of blowing up yourself to save the ones you cherish and love is hard. End of the day, i think seeing heroes dying in movies are kinda like the kind of movie i like. YES! I don't really like happy endings, make the show no meaning and predictable. Haha! Hmmm, maybe is the song also, cmon Aerosmith " I don' wanna close my eyes, i don't wanna fall asleep coz i miss you babe, i don't wanna miss a thing " and Jewel's " i'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again " Very touching!! *laughs*

Yet again, don't watch a horror movie by yourself, in the middle of the night like 2 am when the streets are really quiet, the wind is howling like mad and the storm is just brewing at that time.. Its kinda creepy especially when the dogs started to bark and the cats are mewing like some babies crying in the night liddat, yea and the doors are slamming too.. I shall never ever watch a horror movie all by myself in the night anymore! someone watch with me can??

Saturday, September 8, 2007

70 If You Could Only See A Major Storm Brewing Over Me!!

" I asked you to tell me the truth and NO, i guessed you fail to do so. Hmmm, why am i slow at finding out the truth, i guess you must be laughing your butt off at how easy you fooled me into helping you. When i was sincere to you, offer my advice and what steps to take to help you out of your troubles but NO, you have to tell me that you're not apart of it and she's the one into you!! Jerk, can tell your "dreamgirl" i was the one that made the story up, see who's the liar now. Nevermind, its okay, i cant accept the fact that i did make a mistake and i apologised. But you crossed the line, Who the heck asked for help but failed to tell the truth about the whole situation. Thats it, i'm not helping you anymore, you can go play your little cat-and-mouse game all by yourself, don't and i REPEAT, DON'T you ever ask for my help anymore!! You have betrayed my trust & don't ask me how kay!! JUST DON'T "

This really ticks me off. If you wan to ask for my help, please tell the truth will ya. I hate it when i'm hanging in the middle and how the heck someone's gonna help you if they don't know the truth.. Mangkuk!! Ish, i've never got so pissed off this much before!!

ARGH!! BODOH BODOH BODOH STUPID DUMB-DUMB IDIOT! *kicks the wall*

Friday, September 7, 2007

69 War, perang, battle, fight - call it anything you wan!

Jior, one more week nie semester exam ad.. For the 1st time in my life i'm not gonna do anymore last minute [more like overnight] studying but instead, i'm gonna prepare one week in advance. [1st time ppl, seriously its my 1st time] That means i'm gonna get myself nerdy the whole week [any nerds here willing to teach me how you study?? really do appreciate it] and i'm gonna turn my body clock around. Guess you don't understand what i'm saying rite. So to simplify it, i'm gonna study at 1-5 am den 1-5 pm everday onwards. [anyone willing to teman me wen i study like in the early hours??]

Hopefully this studying techinque works cause i dunwan to get bad results again. Okay not like i fail the last time. Okay that was a lie, i did fail, 2 papers, but thats not the point, i just wanna improve myself.. If i tak berjaya, i think i better not study for exam anymore la.. Put so much effort and it all goes to waste, confirm sure no more morale boost anymore wan ma! Gosh its all in my head..

ps: don't think i have time to blog this month, maybe after my "Great Battle Of Septermber" overs.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

68 A funny answer to a funny question

ahha.. the other day, adrian choo was showing me this site and he showed me this particular page, so i thought, wat the heck mind as well share it with you since all of us are students and we need to be brilliant to answer our exam questions in order to score an A rite.

Plz Click on the link to view kay:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/hell-p1.php

i think you'll find it amusing, coz i did.. practically laughed my butt off when i read it.. haha!! share it with your frens if you wan to as well.. Ahha!!

Friday, August 31, 2007

67 Haih! Kena tag again.. Why you all like to tag me?

pL, why you make me do it?

10 people you love. (excluding family members. Not in order)
- i love everyone. God tells us to love our neighbours, our enemies and everyone else so i don't have a top 10 ppl i love. must be fair to all rite?

10 things you want to do before you die along the way.
- hmmm, this is a bit challenging. i wanna do so many things before i leave this world. so to makes things easy, i'll just list down the top 10 places i wanna go in my life:
01. America - mau tengok Disneyworld, New York, California, Vegas and banyak la
02. England - the only reason i'm there is coz i wanna watch the EPL
03. Paris - Eiffel tower, the City of Lights. Who dunwan to go there
04. Rome - art, sculptures, cathedrals, St Peters Basilica, and the list goes on & on
05. Japan - the best thing is to watch the sakura leafs falling on you.

06. Switzerland - Wah! the Alps, the cool & refreshing air from the mountains, Snow!
07. Hong Kong - what else wo, eat la of coz.. chinese people muz try real chinese food ma..
08. New Zealand - home of the hobbits which i love. beautiful scenery, chun country-side
09. Anywhere in the world which has a superb beach & crystal clear sea.
10. All 14 states in Malaysia.

10 things you cannot live without.
- this wan nonit la, everyone gonna answer the same thing nie.

10 bad habits.
- prefer to be half naked all the time
- walking under the rain
- big business in the toilet after makan [60% of the time]
- make fun of people
- bully people
- laugh at people for no reason
- laugh even louder if there's a reason!
- Biting my fingernails
- lazy
- daydream most of the time

10 attitudes that turns you off.
- aiyaiyai. yang ini susah la. i'd say depends on the situation & my mood. if bad mood, anything can turn me off. but if i'm happy, i wouldnt care anything.

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
- Bad: uhm!! evil-minded, lazy, disobedient, sadistic, & hmm, tak tau la, not good looking...
- Good: AHha, this wan i leave it to you all la.. tell me whats the 5 thing you all see in me kay!

10 favourite bands.
- Norah Jones
- Maroon 5
- Coldplay
- Keane
- Delirious
- Michelle Branch
- Dashboard Confessional
- Fall Out Boy
- The Beatles
- Linkin Park

10 most prized possessions.
- i treasure everything i have. who doesnt rite? but i have to say five things i like most:
1st : my brain. all the sweet memories from young til now are unforgetable
2nd : my N91. RM1500 and to not care about it is suicidal
3rd : all my comic books. never fail to not enjoy a single moment without it, especiall Shin Chan
4th : my heart. for giving me weird feelings and pumping blood to my whole system.
5th : definitely my sense of humour. without it, i guess i'm not weiloong.

10 people to tag
- any 10 people who is willing to do this tag.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

66 18 Years we've been together and Its hard to seperate us forever

Hmmm, writing this to you is kinda hard. To think what to write is even harder. So where do i start?? Ahha!! I guess i have to do it by wishing you Happy 18th Birthday to you 1st rite.. So 18 Years, wait 17 years since i was born 1st, okay 17 years we've been through thick or thin and we practically cover each others back when we were together. Seeing you all grown up now it makes me kinda wonder, do you still need my protection anymore?? Eh-eh-leh, ask your Melvin to jaga you la, i think its about time i hand over the task to him.. Ahha!!

Well, i think its best i say sorry to you if i'd ever made you cry. Cheh! What am i saying, i practically made you cry throughout the 17 years we know each other.. Muahahahhahaa!! I guess this is my way of telling you how much you mean to me, not as my torturing tool, or my "when-i'm-bored-i'll-bully-you-till-I-puas", but as my one and only sister..

Its kinda funny when we think of our past, how could people thought that we were twins and all the funny jokes [more like kutuk-ing] we made to those who said we were twins.. Funny!! Hmmm, truthfully, there's no one i cherish more in my life but you. Thank you for sticking with me by my side. So Happy Birthday to you again kay. May we be together for a longer period, till you get married or something. WAHHHAHAHAHHAH!!

Monday, August 27, 2007

65 I'm listening to this song like 10 times a day!! OhMyGosh..

Norah Jones - Those Sweet Words

What did you say?
I know I saw you singing
But my ears won't stop ringing
Long enough to hear
Those sweet words
What did you say?

End of the day
The hour hand has spun
But before the night is done
I just have to hear
Those sweet words
Spoken like a melody

All your love
Is a lost balloon
Rising up through the afternoon
'Til it could fit on the head of a pin
Come on in
Did you have a hard time sleeping?
Cuz the heavy moon was keeping
Me awake, and all I know is I'm just glad to
See you again

See my love
Like a lost balloon
Rising up
Through the afternoon, and
Then you appeared

What did you say?
I know what you were singing
But my ears won't stop ringing
Long enough to hear
Those sweet words
And your simple melody

I just have to hear
Those sweet words
Spoken like a melody

I just want to hear
Those sweet words


I'm so in love with this song la.. i dunno why some people find her boring and all, well different people have different taste.. Hmmm, maybe you ought to try hear this song for once then if you dont like, you dont like lo. Cant say anything ad.. AHha!!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

64 Food for thought? What does it mean anyway??

ARGH! Something's wrong with me this past whole week. I've been eating non-stop like i'm facing some mid-life crisis or stress giler kinda situation. Even if i'm stress [and i'm not facing any crisis at the moment] i wouldn't commit myself in eating my butts off just to de-stress myself. Only girls do this kinda stuff [AHha! don't get the idea of me being a sexist kay, but its true rite?]

I think i really do have a problem now. An hour ago, i just finish eating a whole large pizza by myself and i can go curi some from my bro's share and makan somemore [as in like one large for me, and another large for my brother] AND NOW, an hour later, i'm kinda like complaining i'm hungry again.. *sobs sobs!* Jior, i got a feeling i'm gonna put on weight if i continue doing what i'm doing now!!

-Inner Self speaking-
*Slaps ownself* ANG WEI LOONG, stop munching your heads off and Tahan the hungry-ness can a not? If you wanna eat all the time, atleast go do some jogging 1st before you touch anything edible, solid or tasty and even tasteless! You Shall Go Back To Your 2 Meals A Day Diet, if not later you GEMUK like some Big Bouncing Ball that one your pasal kay!! *erm erm!*
-Back to Reality-
AHHHH!!! I HAVE TO STOP EATING LIKE ORANG GILER!! SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME!!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

63 Tales when i took a leak

"Crash!"
The sound of the rumbling sky from the distant plains woke me up from my sweet slumber. The night was still young and the darkness was still in place as though time had never moved at all at this point. The utter silence in my cold dark room gives me the creeps, i could barely stand it anymore as my hair began to stand every moment i fail to shut my eyes. Minutes passed, still awake, the sound of the rustling wind began to grew even louder each passing moment, and the cats behind the alley were getting ever more violent than before.
Moments later, the rain began to pour down the cold silent night and darkness began to cloak the moonlit streets, i got up from my bed to shut the windows in my room. It was so dark outside that i could barely see my neighbours windows anymore. As i was about to lie back down on my bed, i remembered i had to do something, i need to pee.
Carefully walking towards the door, hoping i wouldn't bang into anything along my path that would awaken my brother, sleeping happily and snoring his heads off like a tuba player. I opened the door slowly and closing it back quietly like a little rat sneaking its way into a room filled with tons of food. As i switched on the lights and waited for it to lighten up the toilet, nothing happened. The fuse must had been busted with all the electrostatic around the area. Dang!
So, without any lights, i entered the toilet. Putting my mind away with all the worse scenario that possibly could happened to me, i began to concentrate in achieving my goals. However, my mind was not entirely into the process. All the negative thoughts, the ghost stories i had heard earlier began to pour into my mind, i began to shiver and suddenly, "Boom!" The sound of thunder made me trembled. I wasn't on my feet anymore, fear is all I'm thinking of.
As i pick myself up again, i couldn't hold it any longer, it had to be released. I felt the uneasiness of the cold night and i wouldn't want to feel it any longer. I just wished that this will over soon and i can go sleep again. When i was beginning to take my aim, i felt that someone's watching me, someone's touching my little toes from below. It was dark i couldn't see anything. My heart's pounding like mad now, its beginning to crawl upwards my knees. In my heart, i was telling myself that its probably just the wind then suddenly, the lights were on again and then i saw, this stupid little green monster and its big, round & black eyes staring straight at me.
Damm you lizard!

Monday, August 20, 2007

62 Wah! Why people think i look like someone else wan? Cis!

Haih, i'm getting a bit tired and fed up that people keep thinking that i'm from a difference race. [people i'm pure Chinese. My mother's Chinese, so is my dad, so is my parents' parents and so on. Heck i think i'm more Chinese than some other Chinese, and i'm DEFINITELY more Chinese than Chris Tucker!] AHha! Why people thinks i look like a "Malay" when i'm Chinese. Is it cause i'm dark?? I don't think i'm THAT dark right! I have a friend who's darker then me but no one calls him Malay but why me?? *scratches head*

This made me kinda unpleasant today in class. My lecturer were talking about "some certain race" and how "unreliable" they could be especially when they are working in the civil sector [okay people, i'm not a racist but its true what. Sometimes i think "they" are really hopeless and lazy. I really don't understand why we should take a day off to settle "things" with them when on that day itself couldn't be settle also, open your services to the public on Saturdays also cannot? Waste time nia!!]
So this is what happened:

Lecturer: Eh Ang Wei Loong, you know you look like who ah??
Me: Who la teacher??
Lecturer: You look like a Malay la. Got any one tell you before ah??
Me: Teacher, i where got look like Malay la. Why people always tell me i Malay wan??
Lecturer: I think maybe cause you're dark la..
Me: *speaking in my heart* Got dark meh?? Stupid long years swimming under the sun!

Though its not my first time people asking me ot telling me i look like a Malay or something. [luckily no one calls me an Indian. I'm not a racist, i'm just not that dark] Heck, i don't even understand why someone can come and ask me whether i'm a girl a not. Jior, whats wrong with this people la?? Do i look like i have boobies to your eyes?? Wah! Liddat if i go Thailand people there ma think i Ah Gua or something. Cham liau loh! Wa eh ho mia ho lang kua ka an kuan, wa ma mian cho ta poh liau. [if you're wondering what i'm saying, its hokkien so ask me if u tak faham] *sobs sobs!*

Saturday, August 18, 2007

61 ACTUALLY, i'm kinda lazy thinking of titles to put ad

Haih, truthfully i find it hard sometimes to blog. Its not that i don't like it or malas to do it or got no idea what to blog about [which is basically true coz what i blog mostly are pure rubbish] but people always ask me to continue blogging coz they find my blog entertaining..

So here's what i've been thinking lately, [okay, i guess this is my 1st time voicing out my dissatisfaction] how come people say my blog very funny la, interesting la, entertaining and stuff but i dun see ppl leaving comments on the chatbox. I think if people were to atleast write something down, it'll be kinda motivating and make me even wanna write something more [atleast i will know that you visited my blog & make it more lively]. I sometimes find my blog not interesting at all coz of the poor response i receive from people, unlike other blogs like steffi's blog, u mae's blog, sam's blog and others which you guys probably write atleast 20 words on it all day. Someday i shall just hang up blogging la. Well its just my thought! Sorry for making you hear all read that, its just that i'm feeling tired, grumpy, sleepy and what-so-ever crappy feeling i'm having la.. I NEED MOTIVATION!!

My Recent Cravings : Old Japanese series like Beach Boys, Long Vacation & GTO & Norah Jones

sumthing i drew out of the blue, hope it cheers YOU up!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

60 Hari ku yang sungguh tidak baik sekali, mengejar masa

Hari ini, ku akan blogging dalam bahasa melayu untuk satu hari sahaja. Jika anda tidak faham atau tidak fasih dalam bahasa melayu, baik kau carikan seorang "translator" untuk tukar kata-kata saya kepada perkataan English tau.. *ketawa*!!

Hari ini tidak begitu baik la, pagi hingga petang tak makan hanya minum saje, boleh mati tau.. Saintis semua tipu sama i kata boleh hidup tanpa makan jika minum air, Tipu la!! Hampir mati hari ini.. Nasib makan indo mee bila sampai kat rumah.. *mengeluh*!!

Tapi, minum banyak boleh kill sama i tau. Balik ikut keretapi hari ini, tapi saya lupa nak pigi "shi-shi" ka KL Sentral, lagi i pesan Coke besar, minum minum & minum sampai tak tahan sudah.. Satu jam tahan "shi-shi" sampai KRU. Fu-le-ma-ka-tah!! Lari sampai rumah tau, 3 km lari tak henti-henti.. Tapi, nasib baik la, tak "tershi-shi" keluar, hampir tak tahan hingga nak "shi-shi" di tepi jalan, malu tau banyak kereta lalu.. Lagipun saya ni dah besar panjang!! Ini tips saya kepada anda, kalau anda tahan "shi-shi" kan, Jangan Dengar Lagu Maroon 5 - Must Get Out tau.. PANIK GILER!!

Okay la, i rasa hari ini sampai sini sahaja la.. Walaupun hari saya bukannye sangat baik, tapi kalau dapat berbual-bual dengan seseorang yang tertentu boleh ubahkan suasana panik giler tau.. Alangkah baiknye dapat fokuskan kepala otak ku hingga dapat tahan "shi-shi" i hingga sampai rumah.. Kaulah inspirasi kepala otak i untuk tidak memikirkan perkara buruk.. *ketawa kuat sampai jatuh kat lantai*

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

59 Untitled

I dun think i can put how i feel in words. Maybe i'll let you picture what i'm feeling right now. If you watched Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, during the ending where Frodo part ways with Sam, i think i'm feeling the similar situation as Sam did now [i cried during that scene]. Don't think i'll ever be watching Lord Of The Rings til you come back now, coz everytime i watch it, its gonna remind me where you are now, and how hard its gonna be to see you again.

Truthfully its gonna be quiet here when you're gone. Life's gonna be so not the same without you here, though we may not know each other so well. Bah-hum-bug!!

Hmmm, don't know what to say summor. My mind is so empty right now, been empty ever since yesterday. I pretty much said what i wanted to say to you already so i guess see you in the near future kay..

What's in my mind: Ozone Layered Heart With a Hole In the Ozone!!
The pain's burning right through me..

Saturday, August 11, 2007

58 Mixed emotions with Mixed situations.. I dunno what i'm feeling at all

I don't know how to describe my feelings, all i can share was my experience. So here goes:

HAPPY
Went up to genting with Steffi, Larry, Choi Ye, Poh Leong & Dinash and well, for the 1st time in my life till now, i finally get to enjoy the entire theme park and its rides and stuff.. Normally they have some technical problems with random rides but that day was exceptional, Everything's working. And to be truthful to you all, it was my 1st time sitting the Selero Shot!! Super-Cool! I wanna do it again. The day would be perfect if i manage to get the *ahem* from a girl which i think is looking at us [either ME, pL or Larry] .. Shh!!
ps: Steffi Teo Sue An, i would like to sit the Selero Shot with you again, maybe this time, try yo keep your eyes open kay.. Ahha! You just made my day.

MOODY
HuuHuu!! My phone had a major outbreak. Its down with sickness and its really getting into my nerves.. Whenever people message me, there's no message alert tone, then i won't know if people message me a not. Haih! Have to waste money to repair now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

BLUR & CONFUSED
Went to One Utama with Steffi and Gretchen, then a few hours later, Joel & Fiona came. Pergi makan and all, watch movie, jalan-jalan, end up didn't get anything. This is the worst part of going out when you can't buy anything. Then again, didn't know what's happening throughout the whole day except for some moments when i was really wide awake into the whole situation. Have to seize opportunities when it comes right??

SAD
48 hours and counting,
the time left before you're going.
Your things packed, leaving all stress,
and there's no looking back.
Leaving your tears behind,
knowing your future's in sight,
well, its time to say goodbye, I pray you'll be alright,
So see you on the other side tonight.
ps: "other side" does not mean Heaven, in this case it means online or etc

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

57 Randomness is not a strong word, its just, uhm! a word??

Jior i dunno what to blog about la. I've been thinking for an hour plus now and i still can't get something to post about. Still thinking which one should i do. The part which me being sick, or the not-so-exciting time i always have in college or some other small stuff which annoys me most. I don't know la, i can't make any decisions these few days. Not really in the mood of deep thinking. Got a feeling someone is out there to get me, but i dunno who, robbing my place of zen summor!!

I'm feeling a bit cranky, unhappy, moody, tired and all lately. It must be the virus i'm having for the past few weeks and my body is killing me. Its aching everywhere now, from my back to my neck, now hand and soon, i think my leg will be next in line. Well the brightside is, my brain is not aching. I feel so old, when i always think i'm younger than all of my peers.

Haih, until now still no one wanna slap me. I just made an open invitation for anyone to slap me but still no one takes action. Too Bad! I'm closing the invitation right now. You just missed the opportunity to inflict pain to my already-pain body.. Ahha! Gosh this is so lame.

*sigh!*

Sunday, August 5, 2007

56 Help! I need somebody's help!

Can someone, anyone slap me to my senses??
I'm giving you the opportunity to inflict pain to my body!
I'm still down with sore throat and i'm eating durian.
Tell me if that is not suicidal?
How am I gonna get well liddat?
I need a SLAP, Anyone care to give me One??
I NEED SLAPPING NOW..

Saturday, August 4, 2007

55 Rafeal Nadal vs Roger Federer! Next in my shopping list..

Woohoo, Thank you Hyon Le for hosting such a fun time at your place yesterday. It was my 1st time playing Nintendo Wii and what the heck, its way much cooler than a PS2 or PS3, and way better than a xBox 360. Basically, me, larry, jeremy, caleb, ian & choi ye went to Hyon Le's place to try out his latest gadget and to tell the the truth its worth the money you're paying for that gizmo. I WAN MY OWN NINTENDO WII.....

Yupp, so we played all his basic games he had for now. Tennis was so cool, if only you guys were there to watch us perform our moves, swings or whatever you call it. Ahha! I have to say, i had my beginners luck when i played tennis. Truthfully nola, its all SKILL ba-beh! Aku like Roger Federer yesterday, keep winning and winning, knocking out all of them one at a time.. WOohoo!! Maybe i have potential in tennis! *pondering*

It was just fun la. Now i'm gonna get myself a Nintendo Wii, i dont care how long it'll take me but i will get it. AHha!! Unless you all kind enough to give me as my birthday/christmas gift, i promise to act surprise when i open up the presents.. Lol. *hinting*

Btw, i wanna apologize to some people, more like to a particular person for not being where i'm suppose to be at that moment. Hope you understand. I get very excited when it comes to trying out new playthings. Let me make it up to you kay.. Hehe!!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

54 My Moodless streak continues & Its getting A lil Bit Dull..

Awww i wan my mood back, well atleast i'm feeling a bit better but i want more i guess. I want to be jolly and happy? all over again. Yet again, college was so-so today i guess. If i were to rate my happiness today at college i guess its a 2/10?? ahha..



Here's something my friend said to me during my Business Law lecture:

Friend: You know why the cat cannot catch the mouse?
Me:
Umm, why?
Friend: Cause the mouse was riding on the motorbike.
*silence, as cold chill wind breezes past me*
Friend: You want to know why the cat manage to find the mouse hiding in the refrigerator?
Me: Umm, no..
Friend: Nvm, i tell. Cause the motorbike was parked next to the refrigerator.
*silence, getting colder*
Friend: Finally, you know how the cat manage to catch the mouse ah?
Me: I don't know, enlighten me! [closing eyes in prayer]
Friend: Cause the mouse fell from the motorbike at the corner.
*silence, hair stands*
This got to be the lamest, most dullest and dumbest joke i ever heard la, it was so bad that it can make my fever come back again!! Don't know where he can get this lame joke la, TRILOGY summor.. Thank God I'm Alive!

One of the things i did in the lecture hall to make myself awake while hearin Law:I find it quite amusing cause now i can save money trying to get other girls number. Not that i have done it before but i want to try la, cuba nasib, see can get a not.. Ahha! Send by bluetooth summor.. This is so DUMB!

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

53 I feel so Moodless & its making me Useless

Gosh, i dont know how to put my conditions in words. Can't think of the correct word to describe what i'm going through now. Basically, i've been sick, umm, lets see, for 2 weeks now i guess. It all started from a minor flu, which breaks out into a "bigger flu" then everything else just follows through. Cough la, headache la, sore throat, stomach pain la [but cannot pangsai]. And all of these are affecting my brain and it feels like its all screwed up, wish i have someone to knock my head back to its rightful position or make it jump start so it'll work again [please don't come knocking my head for fun unless you have permission 1st k]. Yet again i hate it when i'm sick, got no mood to crack stupid stuff all, more like i'll be stoned in everything i do.. Who likes being sick anyway? Especially when there's little time left, so many places to go, i'm sure you want me to be at my best right? God, please make me better again! PLEASE!

Monday, July 30, 2007

52 I've Been Tag, AGAIN??

I've been tagged by U Mae again:

Instructions : Paste the following on your blog and tag people to answer the questions below. Have them tag other people. Your tagged friends will answer the questions about you.

1. What is your friend's name?
- Tan U Mae [got no front name right?]

2. Jock, Geek, Prom King/Queen, Loner, Friendly, Flirtatious, Promiscuous, . Pick the word from the list that best describes your friend.
- Friendly Prom Queen i guess. *scratches head*

3. Choose 5 adjectives to describe your friend.
- Tall
- Funny
- Expansive
- Fashionable
- Sweet

4. What colour do you think best associates with your friend?
- How to answer this la?? ALL i guess, since any colour you wear will still make you look good

5. In ten years time, where do you see your friend?
- Magazine, TV, streets around the world. Call me when you need an agent k!

6. Describe your friend's blogging style.
- simple and yet entertaining.

Lastly, I tag :
Steffi Teo
Larry Chew
Kimmy Wong
Su Ling
Yun Yeen